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It’s the biggest, baddest Army base in the world. Here’s why we’re number one!Cleland Sports Complex: It’s got an ice skating rink that’s home to the soldiers’ hockey team, which beat the FDNY in two games this past February. Then New York’s bravest gave the victors a firefighter’s ax for their service in Afghanistan and Iraq. JFK Chapel: They hold funeral services for fallen Special Forces troops here. By tradition, behind a soldier’s casket stand his boots and his M-4 carbine on its muzzle, with his dog tags hanging from the trigger guard. Building D2815: Headquarters of the Security Assistance Training Management Organization, which sends teams to help developing countries build their own armies…so that we can later bomb them. Sicily Drop Zone: One of the main spots at Bragg for testing whether or not you’ve packed your chute properly. The ground is nice and sandy, so if your pack malfunctions, they can just cover you up like a cat turd. Iron Mike: Erected in 1961, this statue of an Airborne trooper weighs more than 3,000 pounds and is 16 feet tall. Why the nickname Iron Mike? No one knows. We figure it’s ’cause he comes alive at night and bites off people’s ears. John F. Kennedy Special Warfare Center and School: Almost 2,000 volunteers try out to become the cream of the commando crop by earning their Green Berets. Only about 600 make it. Lard-asses need not apply. Smoke Bomb Hill: Back in olden tymes, artillery units used this hill as a firing range, marking their targets with smoke pots. Today it’s where soldiers go to pack a bowl and get high, man. Kidding! Don’t kill us. Green Beret Club: Despite the club’s name and the plaques on the wall honoring fallen Green Beret soldiers, this joint is open to all kinds. Go on in, order a drink, and pretend you’re a Navy guy. G’head! We’ll wait outside.
Delta Force Compound: Although the Army won’t admit it, this famously secret Special Forces unit is based here. One of the buildings is home to the Hall of Heroes, dedicated to the men who made Delta great. Former instructor Walt Shumate’s mustache was enshrined in a glass case there after he died. Seriously. Bragg's Story
General Braxton Bragg was born in 1817 in Warrenton, North Carolina. As a 20-year-old he graduated from West Point and served in the Seminole and Mexican wars. When he was kicking Mexico’s ass, his unit provided backup for the future president of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis—who later made Bragg a Confederate general during the Civil War. Bragg may have been a strategical genius, but everyone hated him. Several generals tried to get him relieved of his command, and one even challenged him to a duel. Nathan Bedford Forrest refused to serve under him, called him "a damned scoundrel,” and threatened to kill him. Bragg was also crazier than a shaved rat in a coffee can. At one point he held two positions at one time: company commander and company quartermaster. As commander, he requested supplies from himself. As quartermaster, he refused his own requests. No kidding. Why did we name a fort after a deranged, hated lunatic? Because he died before we could make him president.
Special thanks to: James Dunnigan and Donna B. Tabor, XVIII Airborne Corps and Fort Bragg historian, who had nothing to do with calling Braxton Bragg a "deranged, hated lunatic." Let's just make that clear.
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