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The early history of soccer reveals at least half a dozen different games, varying to different degrees and to which the historical development is related and has actually been traced back. The fact remains that playing a ball with the feet has been going on for thousands of years and there is absolutely no reason to believe that it is an aberration of the more "natural" form of playing a ball with the hands.

It was no doubt recognized right at the outset, that the art of controlling the ball with the feet was extremely difficult and, as such, it required special technique and talent. The very earliest form of the game for which there is scientific evidence was an exercise of precisely this skilful technique dating back to the 2nd and 3rd centuries B.C. in China. A military manual dating from the period of the Han Dynasty includes among the physical education exercises, the "Tsu'Chu". This consisted of kicking a leather ball filled with feathers and hair through an opening, measuring only 30 - 40 cm in width, into a small net fixed onto long bamboo canes - a feat which obviously demanded great skill and excellent technique. A variation of this exercise also existed, whereby the player was not permitted to aim at his target unimpeded, but had to use his feet, chest, back and shoulders while trying to withstand the attacks of his opponents. Use of the hands was not permitted. The ball artistry of today's top players is therefore not quite as new as some people may assume. Another form of the game, also originating from the Far East, was the Japanese Kemari, which dates from about 500 to 600 years later and is still played today. This is a type of circular football game, far less spectacular, but, for that reason, a 'more dignified and ceremonious experience, requiring certain skills, but not competitive ' in the way the Chinese game was, nor is there the slightest sign of struggle for possession of the ball. The players had to pass the ball to each other, in a relatively small space, trying not to let it touch the ground, seemingly related to the modern day game of hackey-sack which grew in popularity during the 1970's.

The Greek game "episkyros", relatively little of which has been handed down, was much livelier, as was the Roman game "Harpastum". The latter was played with a smaller ball with two teams contesting the game on a rectangular field marked by boundary lines and a center-line. The object was to get the ball over the opponents' boundary lines. The ball was passed between players and trickery was the order of the day. Each team member had his own specific tactical assignment and the spectators took a vociferous interest in the proceedings and the score. The role of the feet in this game was so small as scarcely to be of consequence. This game remained popular for 700 or 800 years, but, although the Romans took it to England with them, it is doubtful whether it can be considered as a forerunner of contemporary football. The same applies for hurling, a popular game with the Celtic population, which is played to this very day in Cornwall and Ireland. It is possible that influences were asserted, but it is certain that the decisive development of the game of football with which we are now familiar took place in England and Scotland.

The game that flourished in the British Isles from the 8th to the 19th centuries had a considerable variety of local and regional versions - which were subsequently smoothed down and smartened up to form the present day sports of association football and rugby football. They were substantially different from all the previously known forms - more disorganised, more violent, more spontaneous and usually played by an indefinite number of players. Frequently, the games took the form of a heated contest between whole village communities or townships - through streets, village squares, across fields, hedges, fences and streams. Kicking was allowed, as in fact was almost everything else. However, in some of these games kicking was out of the question due to the size and weight of the ball being used. In such cases, kicking was instead employed to fell opponents. Incidentally, it was not until nine years after the football rules had been established for the first time in 1863 and the creation of the Football Association, that the size and weight of the ball were finally standardised. Up to that time, agreement on this point had usually been reached by the parties concerned when they were arranging the match, as was the case for the game between London and Sheffield in 1866. This match was also the first where the duration of the game was prearranged for one and a half hours.

In the 1930 World Cup the United States team supposedly consisted of British ringers, though that claim is disputed. And the U.S. is by no means a soccer backwater at this time, with a national team that dates back to 1916. In the 1920s, the U.S. was a legitimate home for professional soccer, thanks to the American Soccer League. Some teams pre-date the league and bear the names of their industrial backers — Bethlehem Steel, Robins Shipyards, etc. But the ASL was fading and had organizational problems.


Major League Soccer

The University of Central Oklahoma in Edmond, OK, has made a strong statement about its intent to land a MLS expansion team by beginning work on a 20,000-seat, soccer-specific stadium on its campus. The extensive renovation of Wantland Stadium has already seen the completion of a regulation-size soccer field, state-of-the-art lighting and a scoreboard. This complements the existing infrastructure of access roadways and 6,500 parking spaces. A second phase of construction will see the completion of the seating area, including club seats and luxury suites, major league locker facilities, an expanded press box, the inclusion premium sound system, and will be ready for play for the 2005 MLS season.

What The Hell Is Offside?
Because it’d be awful if soccer were really high scoring.

For reasons we Yanks will never understand, soccer forbids the magic of cherry picking. Hence, the bloody offside rule, the main reason there’s more scoring at your family reunion than in a typical game. The gist? When Team A passes the ball, no Team A player can be closer to Team B’s goal than both the ball and the second-to-last Team B defender…if he gains an advantage by being there.

Offside
Team A’s #10 is offside because only Team B’s goalie is in front of him when #11 passes the ball. He’s been nailed by the infamous “offside trap.” Bollocks!

Not Offside
Team A’s #9 is onside because he’s even with the second-to-last Team B defender (#3). Somewhere an obnoxious commentator is about to scream, “Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-al!”

Snappy Soccer Comebacks
Clip these quips to convert the masses!

Crack: So what if soccer’s popular in the rest of the world? Since when was that a reason to do anything?
Comeback: Good luck picking up hot Spanish chicks when you don’t know a 4-4-2 from a 34-24-34.

Crack: Youth soccer has grown because it shields kids from on-field humiliation. It’s part of the wussification of American sports.
Comeback: Tell that to the five-year-old fullback who just got nutmegged. Twice.

Crack: Every game ends the same, 1-0.
Comeback: Totally untrue! Some end 0-0.

Crack: Soccer players are a bunch of drama queens.
Comeback: Yes. And Terrell Owens, Ron Artest, and Barry Bonds are mature, well-adjusted individuals.

Crack: Run-kick-run-kick-run-kick-run-kick…Has a more boring concept ever been forced on sports fans?
Comeback: Yeah. Golf.

Soccer Movies

Victory (1981)
Stars: Michael Caine, Sylvester Stallone, Max von Sydow
Director: John Huston
Why It's No. 1: It's a soccer movie! It's a war movie! It's two movies in one! Improbable as it may be — and it's supposedly based on a true incident — Huston's tale of Allied POWs agreeing to play the Nazis in a big soccer game only so they can escape is immensely satisfying.
Memorable Moment: Trailing the Nazis 4-1 at halftime, the Allied team is in the locker room, about to escape through a tunnel. "Hold on," says one player. "We can beat them. … We can win this." American goalie Robert Hatch (Stallone) argues that he doesn't want to go back to prison. "Hatch, if you leave now, we lose more than a game," pleads another player. Moments later, the team emerges from the stadium tunnel and runs back onto the field.
They Said It: "No, I don't want to get shot as anything." — Robert Hatch, when another prisoner asks if he wants to be shot as a spy.
Look For: Pelé, Bobby Moore, John Wark, Osvaldo Ardiles and other real-life soccer stars as players on the Allied team. Pelé was 41 when Victory came out, but oh that bicycle kick.
Runner-Up: Bend It Like Beckham (2003). This coming-of-age sleeper from Europe about a girl who wants to be a pro soccer player like her hero, David Beckam, also offers an interesting look at Indian culture.
Contenders:
  • Fever Pitch (1997): Colin Firth is a thirtysomething British teacher and die-hard soccer fan who lives for his Arsenal team.
  • The Match ... aka The Beautiful Game (1999): Two Scottish pub soccer teams play each other in order to resolve a century-old grudge. Whoever wins the game gets to keep the other team's pub.
  • Mean Machine (2001): Transporting the basic plot of 1974's Burt Reynolds hit "The Longest Yard" across the Atlantic, this smash British comedy stars soccer legend Vinnie Jones ("Snatch") as a disgraced pro footballer sentenced to three years in "the nick."
  • Ladybugs (1992): Rodney Dangerfield gets no respect as a salesman seeking a promotion, so he decides to coach the company-sponsored girls' soccer team to impress his boss.

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