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A True Test Of Your Southern-ness

Most Yankees who take the test can only muster 4 - 7 questions answered correctly, whereas the natives typically score around 40+ ... either you know it or you don't.

Make an entry to each question. Clear check boxes by clicking twice. You can print this page below to check your answers to the test. Please don't look at the answers first. The questions are easy enough being multiple choice. (We're on the honor system, you'll be glad to know.)

Thanks to Steve Smith for sending this to me. Steve is a friend of my youngest, a pretty good kid with good upbringin' and a horrible love life.

How Many Vienna Sausages Are In A Can? Five Six Seven Eight The King Drove Cars With What Number And Paint Scheme? 44, Red And White 45, White And Blue 42, Red 43, Red And Blue Bill Dance Is Good At What? Hunting Fishing Racing Singing What University Does Bill Dance Root For? University Of Tennessee Ole Miss University Of Alabama University Of Georgia Where Did Herschel Walker Play College Football? University Of Tennessee Ole Miss University Of Alabama University Of Georgia After Boiling Peanuts For An Hour You Have What? Peanut Butter Peanut Brittle Peanut Oil Hard Peanuts How Big Is The Smallest 1966 GM Small-Block V8? 262 ci 265 ci 267 ci 283 ci A Cajun Is Likely To Speak What Foriegn Language? French Spanish Portuguese Italian What Is A Chigger? A Dance A Drink Measure A Shiver A Redbug What Is Scrapple? A Meat-Loaf A Game A Stew A Mess Where Is The Redneck Riviera? Daytona Beach, FL Myrtle Beach, SC Panama City, FL Biloxi, MS What Is The Fuzzy Stuff Hanging Off The Oak Trees? Southern Maidenhair Club Moss Irish Moss Spanish Moss What Logically Follows Johnson And Mercury? Ford Evinrude Football Comet What Is The Common Name For A Bowfin? Mudfish Crappie Bream Bass If You Mated A Heifer And A Steer, What Would You Get? A Cow A Horse A Mule Nothing Who Sang Your Cheatin Heart? Tammy Wynette George Jones Patsy Cline Hank Williams What Are Grits Made Out Of? Wheat Oats Beans Corn Who Was Nicknamed The Bear? Paul Bryant Jack Nicholas Teddy Roosevelt Smokey Why Is The Blue Ridge Blue? Because Of The. . .Trees Because Of The. . .Fog Because Of The. . .Smoke Because Of The. . .Pollen What Did The Baldwin Sisters Make? The Recipe Pianos Dresses Wine Who Did Andy Taylor Have A Love Interest With? Thelma Clara Helen Anita What Are The Call Letters Of The Grand Ole Opry? WWTN WLS WKY WSM Where will you find the town Vidalia and the onions? Tennessee Georgia Mississippi Alabama What Sport Requires 3 Legs And A Rope? Rodeo Horse Racing Boxing Canoeing Rafting What Instrument Did Bill Monroe Typically Play? Fiddle Banjo Guitar Mandolin How Many Strings On A Banjo? Four Or Five Five Or Six Six Or Seven Seven Or Eight When You Argue With A Fool, What Is He Doing? Trying To Win Making An Enemy Figuring Out Whats Going On The Same Thing What Is A Scuppernong? A Wild Grape A Friend, Someone To Talk To Away To Get Things Done Faster A Quick Knock Out Do You Want The Goats To Get Into The Kudzu? They Wont No They Cant Yes What Does Eating High On The Hog Mean? You Are Eating. . .Like Rich Folks You Are Eating. . .A Lot You Are Eating. . .Anything You Want You Are Eating. . .First What Color Is A John Deere? Yellow Red Green Blue What Do You Call The Offspring Of A Mule? Donkey Burro Colt Nothing What Will You Harvest When You Plant Shade? Peaches Tobacco Wood Cotton What Is A Scalawag? A southern plant A Poor, illiterate small southern farmer A southerner who supported the north A fish When Did Tennessee Become The Volunteer State? 1812 1846 1861 1898 What Is The Largest Bandit Trans Am Engine? 7.2 liter 7.7 liter 4.9 liter 6.6 liter Which Is A Model Of Harley-Davidson? VMax B-King Fireblade Fat Boy

What Special Name Is A Top-Of-The-Line Camaro Called? Firebird SS Trans Am GTA What Baseball Team Did Dale Murphy Play For? Atlanta Braves Houston Astros Texas Rangers St. Louis Cardinals What's In A Mint Julep? Vodka, ice, sugar, mint Rum, ice, sugar, mint Scotch, ice, sugar, mint Bourbon, ice, sugar, mint What Two Types Of Tea Are Served In A Southern Restaurant? Luzianne and sun Black and green Sweet and unsweet Black and white What Two States Is The Okefenokee Swamp In? Georgia and Alabama Florida and Georgia Florida and Alabama Georgia and South Carolina What Do The Three Numbers In 442 Stand For On A Cutlass 442? 442 cu in Two four-barrel carbs (4) four-barrel carb, (4) four on the floor, (2) two door (4) four-barrel carb, (4) four on the floor, (2) two exhaust pipes Besides Confederate Soldiers, Who Has A Monument On Monument Avenue In Richmond, Virginia? Arthur Ashe William H. Harrison Patrick Henry Sam Snead What Is The Longest Knife You Can Legally Carry? 5 inches 6 inches 6.5 inches 7 inches Hot Dogs Make Good Bait For What Ocean Creature? Lobster Shrimp Crabs Scallops What Are Crawfish? A wingless insect An edible crustacean A snack cracker A welcher If Your Occupation Is Framer, What Do You Do? Practice law Paint Build houses Take pictures What Is A 30-06? A shell, or a rifle A pickup truck A fishing rod An engine A 380 Auto Automatic Pistol And 9mm Pistol Both Have The Same Caliber Of 9mm. What Is The Difference Then? The jacket One has a gas check at the bottom of the lead bullet Fast burning powder Number of grains of powder What Activity Don't Youth In The Rural South Sneak Into Pastures And Do? The boot game Snipe hunting Look for psychedelic mushrooms growing on cow patties Cow-tipping What Is Significantly Different About The Bowie Knife? It has a double edge It has a finger grip handle It has a cross piece separating the blade from the handle It has a serated edge on one side of the blade Which Is A Historically Black College? Berea Morehouse Troy State Rhodes Where Is Coke's Corporate Headquarters? Augusta, Georgia Raleigh, North Carolina Macon, Georgia Atlanta, Georgia What Is A Carpetbagger? A traveling salesman A crooked politician A soldier A northerner in the south. Which Is Not A Southern Euphemysm For The War Between The States? The War of Northern Aggression The Civil War The War for Southern Independence The Great Lost Cause In What State Was William Faulkner Born And Raised? Georgia (Savanah) Alabama (Mobile) Mississippi (Oxford) Tennessee (Knoxville) What Make Of Car Has Won The Most NASCAR Races? Ford Chevy Pontiac Dodge In What State Is Clemson University? North Carolina South Carolina Virginia Louisiana In What State Is Auburn University? Mississippi Georgia Alabama Virginia How Is Okra Usually Cooked? Boiled Stewed Baked Fried What Are Chitlins (aka Chitterlings)? Pork rind Cow brains Chicken membranes Pig intestines What Is The Difference Between Bourbon And Other Whiskey? Nothing Bourbon is whiskey distilled wholly or chiefly from maize (corn) Bourbon is whiskey from Bourbon County, Kentucky (usually) Bourbon is whiskey aged in wood barrels Who Is The Greatest Southern General Of All Time? Stonewall Jackson Robert E. Lee Nathan Bedford Forrest Jeb Stuart What Is A Skoal Bandit? Snuff tobacco Chewing tobacco Chewing gum A small cigar What's The Difference Between Dip And Chew/Chaw? You don't spit with dip Dip does not contain nicotine Dip is snuff, chaw/chew is long cut Chew/Chaw is flavored What Was The Maximum Number Of Stars On The Stars And Bars? 14 15 17 18 Where Can You Get Hash Browns Scattered, Smothered, And Covered? The Waffle House IHOP Huddle House Cracker Barrel What Is Gullah And Where Can You Find It? A town in Florida An Island off the Georgia coast A slave dialect A stew found in any good creole restaurant When Is Mardi Gras? The last Tuesday of February The Tuesday before the start of Lent The first Tuesday of March The Tuesday following Ash Wednesday What Are The Three Standard Bluegrass Instruments Other Than Guitar, Bass, And Drums? Banjo, harmonica, mandolin Banjo, harmonica, fiddle (violin) Harmonica, mandolin, fiddle (violin) Banjo, mandolin, fiddle (violin) Print This Page (approximately 8 pages) Check Your Answers

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